You might be a Republican if....

Through my ever so curious nature, I have come across many Right-Wing Facebook pages. And not to be crude, but holy shit are they full of idiots. Your run of the mill Republican looks about a day away from Dementia, and still uses 'Communist' in their day to day language (As an insult of course!)

Now, I'm not a liberal person. Liberals piss me off too (And there'll be a blog post about them). I'm quite a middle of the road person, for the most part. I just figured it'd be fun to poke fun at both sides.


You might be a Republican if...

• You're Pro-Life until they're out the womb
• God will punish America for Gay Marriage, but not for killing the Native Americans
• You believe God gave us the Earth, so we should pollute and destroy it
• Not feeding the hungry is the Christian thing to do
• Israel is your second favourite country (After America, of course!)
• You suddenly care about Animal Rights when it comes to criticizing Halal slaughter
• Obama is responsible for the Benghazi Attacks, but Bush isn't responsible for 9/11
• You say 'I have gay friends but...'
• You say 'I have black friends but...'
• You think Christianity is going to be made illegal in America
• You think Obama's a Muslim
• You respect the Troops, unless they're gay
• You think you're a Christian country, but you'd vote for a Mormon